Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything

      E                A
 we are the pirates who don't do anything
        E             B
 we just stay at home, and lie around
             E        A
 and if you ask us, to do anything
             B                       E
 we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
 
            E
 well I've never been to Greenland
            A
 and I've never been to Denver
           E                                       B
 and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
            E
 and I've never been to Moscow
            A
 and I've never been to Tampa
            E                           B
 and I've never been to Boston in the fall
 
               E                     A
 we are the pirates who don't do anything
       E             B
 we just stay at home, and lie around
          E           A
 and if you ask us, to do anything
             B                        E
 we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
 
            E
 and I've never hoist the main sail
            A
 and I've never swabbed the poop deck
            E                                                 B
 and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
            E
 and I've never walked the gang plank
            A
 and I've never owned a parrot.
            E                           B
 and I've never been to Boston in the fall
 
 
               E                    A
 we are the pirates who don't do anything
       E          B
 we just stay at home, and lie around
          E            A
 and if you ask us, to do anything
             B                       E
 we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
 
 
        E
 I've never plucked a rooster
           A
 and I am not too good at ping-pong
 
                                                        E
 and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
            E
 and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
            A
 and I've never gotten head lice
              E                          B
 and I have never been to Boston in the fall
 
            E
 and I've never licked a spark-plug
            A
 and I've never sniffed a stink bug
            E                         B
 and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
            E
 and I've never bathed in yogurt
         A
 and I don't look good in leggings
            E                          B
 and I've never been to Boston in the fall
 
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